Hope I Didnt Blow This Deal

[RallyeMike]

I placed my Demon for sale on Craig's list, and got a call only 1/2 hour later near midnight, which very closely went like this:

Caller: Demon!..... Ya!..... How much?
Me: The price is in the ad.
Caller: Huh, how much?
Me: Forty seven hundred.
Caller: Oh......what can you tell me about it?
Me: Did you read the ad? Everything is in the ad.
.... long pause....
Caller: Have you ever had Everclear and like, six Benedril?
Me: No..... Is this a joke? ( at this point I'm suspecting a jokester friend)
Caller: No joke, man. Everclear and six Benedril..... ya, my head.....
Me: I'll take your word on it.
Caller: (yelling and then talking to someone else)
Caller: Look, money is tight, will you take 48?
Me: Sure, I'll take 48.
Caller: Of course you would, that's a hundred more. Hahaha...... What are you trying to pull on me?
Me: 47 is fine too.
Caller: Where you at?
Me: Over by the airport.
Caller: Airport? Oh,.... well, money is tight....... How about 42, six bunnies, and some twins?
Me: Twins?
Caller: You know.... twins..... matching people.
Me: How old are the twins?
Caller: Uh, let's see.... about five and three quarters. I think they're girls too.
Me: That's too young. I need older ones that can run power equipment and do my lawn.
Caller: Oh. Well, lets meet at the track with our bunnies.
Me: The track?
Caller: Ya, you know, the racetrack with the bunnies.
Me: What racetrack?
Caller. The one with the bunnies and ho's. I'm gonna go there with some ho's.
Me: Ok. Well, be careful not to get them mixed up.
Caller: Hey! I'll do bunnies. I like bunnies.
Me: Why don't you call me tomorrow morning when we are both sober?
Caller: Ok, I'll call you tomorrow.

I swear, the funniest call I have ever answered. I could not make this up if I tried.

Anyone know what six bunnies and a pair of twins go for on the open market?

[rav440]

thats funny 

[dads_69]

Wow! Well, here is my estimate for the bunnies $25.00
The twins, gees, depending on race, I'd say anywhere from 30 grand or more.

You might come out way ahead in the deal vs. the 47 hun' you were asking.

I need some Nyquil to get the real affect of this post now, hahahaha......

[bull]

Funny. And I just saw your ad on craigslist before loggin on here.

[Magnumcharger]

Wow! Well, here is my extimate for the bunnies $25.00
The twins, gees, depending on race, I'd say anywhere from 30 grand or more.

You might come out way ahead in the deal vs. the 47 hun' you were asking.

I need some Nyquil to get the real affect of this post now, hahahaha......

Hmmmm....are some races worth more?

[BMOTOXSTAR]

Must have been a call for Crank Yankers or something. That call could end up being famous.

[TK73]

Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?


Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.

[timmy]

thats great   

[RallyeMike]

Since this post has been moved to "Off Topic", I'm going to go off topic:

Why would a post about selling a car be moved from "General" ("the place for general Automotive Discussion"), to "Off-Topic" ("This section is for Non Auto related topics") ? Of course, now that we are off topic, perhaps it should remain in "Off-Topic" ? Or maybe it should moved to "Swap Meet", or maybe the funnies? It's just so confusing.....

Update: No return call 

[TK73]

Mike, I think you should have posted here:

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[Old Moparz]

Last night I fell asleep waiting at the track to see the Demon that never showed, & now I have to clean ground in, rabbit pellets off my seats & go look for the twins.   

[Khyron]

Hmmmm....are some races worth more?

yes, I would pay more for Asian chicks.... I love Asian chicks!