Yeah, but does the Carpet Match the Drapes?..

[Brock Samson]

   http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=005201aa-6596-4203-b3e9-a666ae138149 


  PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL-- A struggling single parent and real estate agent is trying to sell her house and find a husband.  She's auctioning off both her home and herself in a package deal on eBay and Craigslist.
  Single parent Deven Traboscia has been divorced for eight years.  She had hoped to be remarried by now, so she is turning to the internet for help. 
  The real estate agent is auctioning off her Palm Beach Gardens home and herself on both Ebay and Craigslist.
  In the ad, Traboscia writes: 
"If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life  and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams!  To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet  send in your application right now."
  She goes on to say that her four bedroom, 2,000 square-foot home, that will be included in the deal, has "neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile".
  Traboscia says she has already been contacted by one man in Italy, who is arranging a trip to South Florida to visit her.
   Her eBay auction ends July 2 and asks for a starting bid of 99 cents with a shipping cost of $500 thousand.  The auction has not yet received any bids.
 
   

[FLG]

Does it really matter Brock? 

[The70RT]

Does it really matter Brock? 

Sounds kinda wacky.........we all know brock don't do anything but sit in front of the computer 24 - 7 

[BB1]

Nothing like giving up your whole life to the highest bidder. 

[bull]

Both items look like they're high maintenance.

[Troy]

Both items look like they're high maintenance.

Troy

[skip68]

I SMELL A HOOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MRS.SKIP68

[TUFCAT]

Wow She looks hot and slutty!  ....which begs the question - - why would you bid on the house if you could get the MILF for free 

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[RD]

Wow She looks hot and slutty! ....which begs the question - - why would you bid on the house if you could get the MILF for free

ROFLMAO.......  CRYING....

[Charger_Fan]

No wonder she hasn't had any male prospects in 8 years, there's no HEMI Daytona included in the deal.

[PocketThunder]

No wonder she hasn't had any male prospects in 8 years, there's no HEMI Daytona included in the deal.

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No Kidding.

I'm sorry about being blunt but....


She's been single for 8 years and couldnt land a husband during tha time?  She is just like the guy trying to sell the over priced muscle car he bought in the early 2000's.  Its not gonna happen so lower your standards!   The  sugar daddy that you married when you were single and in your early 20's is not gonna come around again to marry a woman with a kid in her early 30's....

[Old Moparz]

Both items look like they're high maintenance.

Not the stucco.

[PocketThunder]

Both items look like they're high maintenance.

Not the stucco.

As long as its not an E.I.F.S. system from the early 90's....      

[Mike DC]

The sugar daddy that you married when you were single and in your early 20's is not gonna come around again to marry a woman with a kid in her early 30's....

If that's what is going on here, then she'll be the last one to get it. 

She'll spend another few decades single and complaining "there's just no decent men out there" if she's like most of this type.   

[LoneStar Mopar]

So basically this broad is trying to get someone to buy her house; and then have the buyer allow her and her kid to continue living in the house for free. Then she will propably talk the fool into marrying her. Then she will propably divorce him immediately and get the house in the divorce. Not a bad little trick if she can pull it off. Worst comes to worst she sells her house for more than its worth to some lonely man with lotsa money.

[dkn1997]

mail order european woman screws some guy out of his house, and now is selling it.  for a woman, she sure has balls.

[Brock Samson]

 
Here's a problem, ya get there expecting this...



and this is what actually greets you at the door,...   



No telling how old those "glamor shots are..
kind of a female HALPAG if ya' git my drift... 

but even worse then that though is she posts pics of her daughters...


any guy with a brain in his head is gonna' smell something fishy... 

[bull]

Yea, obviously many of those pictures were shot 50 lbs ago and that's just one of several things that would have me running like a scalded cat. Essentially, though, it sounds as if she's just using a gimmick to dump the house. It's a weak gimmick but a gimmick nontheless.

I mean what's to say she can't just annul the wedding if she gets married to the buyer? Marriage is the assumed outcome here, right? And even if she does get married what's the guarantee that she won't freak out two months in and take you for all you're worth? I can see that some idiot is going to buy a house he doesn't want to get a homely, high-maint. woman he doesn't need only to get taken to the cleaners in a divorce he can't foresee. This will not end well.

Also, is it me or does the daughter in the white sweat shirt have a fake right eye?

[Charger_Fan]

Geez, the best part of that whole pic is the ice cream.

[Back N Black]

She's got a butter face!  everything looks good but her face. 

[The70RT]

Looks like someone put her head in a vice 

[TK73]

Looks like someone put her head in a vice 

... or they all had nose-narrowing surgery. 

[Old Moparz]

[41husk]

That may well end up being the most exspensive house in history