Grandma's birth control pills

[Dave22443]

The old family doctor who has been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

'Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

'Yes, they help me sleep at night.'

'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. 'Yes dear, I know that, but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old grand daughter drinks, and believe you me sweety; it helps me sleep at night.'