OOPS........

[Steve P.]

      A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a
Beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
over to look  more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks up nervously to see if anyone has
Noticed  her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't
appear right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
form of a  salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
Salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not
have been  there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir,
what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're
going to  shit when I tell you the price.'

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[RallyeMike]

    THAT is hilarious

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