The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

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Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic
School . Usually she slept through the class. One day
her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her
friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed
her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her
class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our
Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her
slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and
stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie
fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third
question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Susie jumped up and shouted,

'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,
I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted........... 

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ROFLMAO

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fricken had me laughing LOLOLOL that is so damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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