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Man Shoots Wife Installing TV

Started by Old Moparz, March 27, 2008, 04:55:59 PM

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Old Moparz

March 27, 2008, 04:55:59 PM
Sometimes saving a few dollars just ain't worth it, especially when you're a moron.  ::)


Man Shoots Wife Dead Trying To Install TV
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1310857,00.html?f=rss
Thursday March 27, 2008

A man who tried to use a gun to install a satellite television system ended up shooting his wife dead by accident.


The correct way to install dish

Ronald Long tried to make a hole in the exterior wall of his house in Missouri, US, to install the dish for the system. After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and blasted two holes in the wall. The second bullet hit his wife, Patsy, in the chest, fatally wounding her. She was standing outside the house at the time, but Long reportedly thought she was inside.

Officials are now trying to determine whether to file charges against him. Sheriff's Department spokesman Major Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor. "Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges," he said.

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Ponch ®

#1
March 27, 2008, 05:34:45 PM
suuure it was an accident.

I gotta admit...this is one clever fella'. OJ  and Robert Blake could have learned a thing or two from him.
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69charger440

#2
March 27, 2008, 05:45:47 PM
he wins the Darwin award :badidea:
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TruckDriver

#3
March 27, 2008, 06:31:02 PM
What a IDIOT! :rotz:
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bordin34

#4
March 27, 2008, 06:39:32 PM
Maybe thieves will shoot holes in gas tanks to siphon gas instead of drilling them.

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71ChallengeHer

#5
March 27, 2008, 08:32:25 PM
It's just amazing how many stupid people are on this earth. :pity:

Musicman

#6
March 27, 2008, 09:20:17 PM
Hey Honey, you wanna pass me the screw driver... Honey?... where'd she go?...

Mike DC

#7
March 27, 2008, 09:21:57 PM
 
Natural Selection is beautiful, isn't it?

Even if it hasn't been able to kill the actual dumbass (yet), at least it has taken out someone who chose to have the dumbass's kids. 

   

justin1987

#8
March 27, 2008, 10:21:51 PM
What a dumbass.  :rotz:

TheGhost

#9
March 27, 2008, 10:23:38 PM
Quote from: Mike DC (formerly miked) on March 27, 2008, 09:21:57 PM
 
Natural Selection is beautiful, isn't it?

Even if it hasn't been able to kill the actual dumbass (yet), at least it has taken out someone who chose to have the dumbass's kids. 

   


Harsh, and uncalled for.  I highly doubt she did anything to deserve to die.
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moparstuart

#10
March 28, 2008, 09:41:51 AM
 us here in missouri are trying to out do the kansas toilet lady and red neck dog raper  :smilielol:
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Old Moparz

#11
March 28, 2008, 11:18:31 AM
Quote from: moparstuart on March 28, 2008, 09:41:51 AM
us here in missouri are trying to out do the kansas toilet lady and red neck dog raper  :smilielol:


:smilielol:   Knock yourselves out, we have enough wackoloons in New York & don't need more.
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daytonalo

#12
March 28, 2008, 11:53:03 AM
GREAT !!!!! NOW I CANT USE THAT METHOD !!!!!!!!!!!

Ponch ®

#13
March 28, 2008, 01:57:53 PM
Quote from: TheGhost on March 27, 2008, 10:23:38 PM
  I highly doubt she did anything to deserve to die.

...to the best of our knowledge.

We know this one did:

Man kills wife because she turned off TV

Published: March 19, 2008 at 7:33 PM

ROSTRAVER, Pa., March 19 (UPI) -- A Pennsylvania man faces 40 years in prison after admitting in court that he was driven to kill his wife after she turned off the television set.

Thomas Gay Wickerham, 58, of Rostraver, Pa., gave no reason for killing his wife as their children looked on, other than an argument about the TV, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reported.

"I went berserk. She made me shoot her," Wickerham told authorities.

Wickerham pleaded guilty to a third-degree murder charge and awaits a June sentencing in Westmoreland County by Judge Rita Hathaway.

Wickerham was drunk when he opened fire on his wife, Katherine, 48, in February 2005, said defense attorney Amy Keim. He chose to enter a guilty plea for the safety of his relatives, she said.

"He has five kids and they were there when it happened. He didn't want to put them through a trial," Keim said.


http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/03/19/man_kills_wife_because_she_turned_off_tv/3922/
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Old Moparz

#14
March 28, 2008, 02:44:54 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on March 28, 2008, 01:57:53 PM
Quote from: TheGhost on March 27, 2008, 10:23:38 PM
  I highly doubt she did anything to deserve to die.

...to the best of our knowledge.

We know this one did:

"He has five kids and they were there when it happened. He didn't want to put them through a trial," Keim said.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/03/19/man_kills_wife_because_she_turned_off_tv/3922/


Yeah, a trial would really send them all over the edge. Good thing he was a concerned parent.
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daytonalo

#15
March 28, 2008, 06:16:29 PM
How many teeth did he have ???

moparstuart

#16
March 30, 2008, 07:20:15 PM
Quote from: daytonalo on March 28, 2008, 06:16:29 PM
How many teeth did he have ???
sadly the meth left him with none
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700jfm

#17
March 30, 2008, 08:52:04 PM
Honey I"ll be right back I need to pick up a connon to install this new window.

DukesofHoward

#18
April 01, 2008, 07:49:56 PM
...must've migrated from Arkansas!

4cruzin

#19
April 01, 2008, 10:21:35 PM
Tomorrow is promised to NOBODY . . . .
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