Ya gotta love the Irish

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Joe Hurley hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
spending the rest of me life between the legs of me
wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
toast of the night!


He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize
for the Best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

Joe said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, Joe!" Mary said.


The next day, Mary ran into one of Joe's drinking
buddies on the street corner.


The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Joe won the
prize the other night at the pub with a toast about
you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."