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Cannibal Restaurant

Started by Lowprofile, February 23, 2008, 10:54:02 PM

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle &
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat  down & looked over the
menu...
           + Tourist: $5
           + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
           + Fried Explorer:  $15.00
           + Baked Democrat or Grilled
              Republican:  $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over & asked,
'Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one?  They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!"
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

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