OK, I guess I'm a Flatlander???

[Ponch ®]

I got about 1,000 relatives  in West Virginian, 

Wait...isn't everyone in West Virginia related anyway? 

[700jfm]

I got about 1,000 relatives  in West Virginian, 

Wait...isn't everyone in West Virginia related anyway? 

[Orange_Crush]

I got about 1,000 relatives  in West Virginian, 

Wait...isn't everyone in West Virginia related anyway? 

HEY!  That's rude!

BTW, it is obvious that the toothbrush was in vented in WV.  Had it been invented anywhere else, it woulda been called a TEETHbrush!

My ex-girlfried's dad (from Point Pleasant) told me that one.

[68chrgrwife]

I guess I am a flatlander since I am from NJ originally. and now I live in cali.....damn.

[twenty mike mike]

I guess I am a flatlander since I am from NJ originally. and now I live in cali.....damn.

You live in Colombia? When did you leave San Diego? 

Cali...Frisco...

[twenty mike mike]

I guess I am a flatlander since I am from NJ originally. and now I live in cali.....damn.

You live in Colombia? When did you leave San Diego? 

Cali...Frisco...

(As long as we are speaking of locals being intolerant of outsiders.) 

[C_stripes]

Well thanks for the schoolin , I have seen the word "redneck" used on here and many other forums before with no controversy. Sorry if I offended anyone who obviously is way to thick skinned to just laugh at something. I can't believe how far de railed this thread got. WOW!!!  At no time did I mean the word offensive, 

Also.   I could care less what people call me. All they are are words.  BIG DEAL!!!  If I was meaning anything derogatory. You would know. Then maybe there would be basis for a long thread about bull shit!!

[sunfire69]

C Stripe ...ole buddy...don't worry...no offence was taken...LOL

[700jfm]

None here 

[69bronzeT5]

Wow..the thread went from pictures of a Ramcharger driving over crappy VWs to what redneck means

[700jfm]

Wow..the thread went from pictures of a Ramcharger driving over crappy VWs to what redneck means

Don't forget flatlanders and hillbilly's and shitkickers

[TeeWJay426]

That was an interesting read.... and to think when I saw the title and proceeded to open it, I thought it was gonna be about those damn southern New Englanders coming over the border that PocketThunder referred to....

[bull]

Well thanks for the schoolin , I have seen the word "redneck" used on here and many other forums before with no controversy. Sorry if I offended anyone who obviously is way to thick skinned to just laugh at something.

Now that offends me. It's called "thin skinned" if you're oversensitive, not thick skinned.

[Brock Samson]

last i saw this thread was about havin alittle fun with the 4x4,..
but i see it turned into a dog pile... 
  good goin you bunch'a .... err,.. ah,...  ummm,.. 
I got nothin.. 

[The70RT]

What was said was on the first page and he hasn't said anything since....so why is it still a big deal  It is just being dragged out on and on....oh yeah....anyone roll over anything since than?...rednecks 

[C_stripes]

Well thanks for the schoolin , I have seen the word "redneck" used on here and many other forums before with no controversy. Sorry if I offended anyone who obviously is way to thick skinned to just laugh at something.

Now that offends me. It's called "thin skinned" if you're oversensitive, not thick skinned.

Whoops,  Sorry.  lol

[moparstuart]

Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Dining Out
1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.
Entertaining In Your Home
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.
Personal Hygiene
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
Dating (outside the family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: 'I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.'
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say 'Monday.' If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, 'Ya'll sure don't sweat much for a fat gal.'
Weddings
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
5. It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.
Driving Etiquette
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
Two Reasons why it is hard to solve a Redneck Murder:
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records

[sunfire69]

I have NEVER...taken beer to a job interview. 

Although I should have on a couple.....

Jerry