WHAT DRUGS DO YOU TAKE?

[my73charger]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a tradename and generic name. For example, the trade nameof Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also calledAmoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name forViagra. After careful consideration by a team ofgovernment experts, it recently announced that ithas settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon beavailable in liquid form, and will be marketed byPepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as amixer. It will now be possible for a man toliterally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we canno longer call this a soft drink, and it gives newmeaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' andjust a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi willmarket the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spenton breast implants and Viagra today than onAlzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, thereshould be a large elderly population with perkyboobs and huge erections and absolutely norecollection of what to do with them.

[RD]

fricken hilarious!