bullfrogs & blow jobs.....

[HITMAN 149]

Bullfrogs and Blow jobs
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She
told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a
fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's  been
trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's  true...no
more blow jobs for her! She bought the frogWhen she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may  never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was a wakened by the noise of pots and
pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She
ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading
cookbooks.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is  gone.'

[chargerman68]

 

[beedees]

Got ANY idea where that frog came from?

[waroc]

  i'd trade my ex for a bullfrog anytime !