the nun

[charger490]

      A soldier
      came running to a fork in the road and saw a
      nun

      standing there.
      Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may
      I

      hide
      under your
      skirt for a few minutes.
      Don't ask - I'll
      explain WHY later."



     
      The
      nun agreed and a few moments later two
      military

      policemen came
      running up to her and
      asked, "Sister, have you seen a
      soldier

      running
      by here??"





     
      The nun
      replied, "Yes - he went that way."



      After
      the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under
      her

      skirt and said,
      "I can't thank you
      enough, Sister, but

      you see I
      don't want to go to
      Iraq."



     
      The nun
      said, "I can fully understand your
      fear."



     
      The
      soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent,

      but you have a
      great pair of legs!"



      The nun
      replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would
      have

      seen a
      great pair of balls....I don't want to go to
      Iraq
      either."

[PocketThunder]

 

[waroc]

  LMAO !