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Traffic Cop vs. Violater

Started by 71ChallengeHer, May 22, 2007, 06:33:00 PM

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71ChallengeHer

Traffic cop vs. Violator


A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light.   The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the patrol officer and demands to know why he is being harassed.

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.   The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's  ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring  "Battleship mouth and Rowboat Ass."   The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an *AH* in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the citation.

He then hands it to the violator for his s ignature.

The guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the *AH* and demands to know what it stands for.  The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of  the guys face and says,  "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an Asshole!"

Three months later they're in court.

The violator has such a bad record he is about to lose his license so he had hired an attorney to represent him.  On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.  Under cross examination the defense attorney asks,  "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued  my client?"

Officer responds,  "Yes sir, this is the defendants copy, his signature and mine, same  number at the top.

Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make"?

Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an  *AH*, underlined".

Attorney: "What does the *AH* stand for, officer?"

Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, sir."

Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"

Officer: "Yes Sir."

Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for Ass Hole?"

Officer: "Well Sir, you know your client better than I

70charger_boy


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hahahha a fellow copper budy of mine sent that to me last week!!! i thought it was funny!!!!!!!!
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LOL I thought it was pretty good.