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Chicken Farmer

Started by Lowprofile, May 25, 2007, 12:05:10 PM

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
Champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, and
I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence!" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer
asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
Gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all
my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence. ''
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

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