dual exhaust

[68chrgrwife]

A little boy and a little girl, both about eight
> > > years old, were playing
> > > in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts,
> > > causing a little
> > > sand between his legs to shift. The little girl
> > > notices, and squeals
> > > with laughter.  "How'd you do that?" she asks.
> > > "Easy," he exclaimed, "I
> > > just farted."  "Can I try it," she asks?  "Sure," he
> > > says, "anybody can
> > > do it."  She concentrates as she strains and grunts.
> > > Suddenly, there's a
> > > huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off,
> > > all the sand flies
> > > out, and the little boy is thrown 20 feet, landing
> > > up against a tree. He
> > > groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the
> > > little girl is. He
> > > finds her laying on the ground, out cold, flat on
> > > her back, spread
> > > eagle.  Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks
> > > underneath, and loudly
> > > exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust!"

[timmy]

that great funny crap

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