Squirrels habitating five churches of five religions, what do they do?

[SeattleCharger]

There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS
town:  The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church ,
the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and
the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun
with pesky squirrels

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide
what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and
consideration they determined that the squirrels were
predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere
with God's divine will..

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation
in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover
on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels
escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided
that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation.
So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free
a few miles outside of town. Three days
later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best
and most effective solution.
They baptized the squirrels and registered them
as members of the church.
Now they only see them
on Christmas and Easter


Not much was heard about the
Jewish Synagogue, but they took
one squirrel and had a brief service
with him called a circumcision and they
haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

[Mean 318]

I thought it was funny... lol