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hotel bill to high

Started by charger490, April 11, 2007, 06:51:17 PM

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charger490

Next time you think your hotel bill is too High you
Might want to consider this...

A husband and wife are traveling by car from
Key West to Boston.

After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
They're  too tired to continue and they decide to stop
for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a
room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and
then get  back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk
clerk; hands them a bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the
Charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a
nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00.
When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard
rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and
Then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized
Pool and a huge conference center that were
Available for the husband and wife to use.

But we didn't use them," the man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have,"
Explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here," the
Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains
the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the
Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! ,
The  man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man
Gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the
Check.
"But sir," he says, this check is only made out for
$50.00."
"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you
$300.00 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and
you could have."

 





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