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>>>>>
>>>>>>>       Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an
>>>>>>> Aussie
>>>>>>> Engineer are all working together one day they come across a lantern
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>> a Genie pops out of it.
>>>>>>>"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total"
>>>>>>>says
>>>>>>>the Genie.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
>>>>>>>the
>>>>>>>land to be forever fertile in Canada."
>>>>>>>POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
>>>>>>>forever fertile for farming.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
>>>>>>>Afghanistan,Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
>>>>>>>Americans or Australians can come into our precious state." POOOFF!
>>>>>>>Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
>>>>>>>around
>>>>>>>those countries.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
>>>>>>>about
>>>>>>>this wall."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick
>>>>>>>and
>>>>>>>completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
>>>>>>>virtually impenetrable."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The Aussie Engineer sits down, cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill
>>>>>>>it
>>>>>>>with water."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
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