Elderly Sex

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>>A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a
>>sex therapist's office.
>>The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
>>The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual
>>intercourse?"
>>The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
>>that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
>>When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's
>>absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks
>>them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he
>>says
>>goodbye.
>>The next week, however, the couple returns and asks
>>the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled,
>>but
>>agrees.
>>This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes
>>an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then
>>leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says,
>>"I'm
>>sorry, but I have to ask.
>>Just what are you trying to find out?"
>>The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
>>and we can't go to her house.
>>I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98.
>>The Hilton charges $139. We
>>do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare

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  That's a good one!!!!!! They're working the system.