dictionary for women

[charger490]

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish                       49
Adventurous              Slept with everyone
Athletic                     No tits
Average Looking        Ugly
Beautiful                   Pathological liar
Contagious Smile       Does alot of pills
Emotionally Secure    On Medication
Feminist                    - Fat
Free Spirit                 - Junkie
Friendship First          - Former very "friendly" person
Fun                           - Annoying
New Age                   - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-Minded            - Desperate
Outgoing                  - Loud and embarrassing
Passionate               -   Sloppy drunk
Professional              - Bitch
Voluptuous               - Very fat
Large frame              - Hugely fat
Wants soul mate       - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = you're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = you better not
Do what you want = you will pay for this later
I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

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Contagious Smile Does alot of pills
Emotionally Secure On Medication
Professional - Bitch

those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

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