Making Her Toes Rise

[Old Moparz]

A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner's toes would rise.

Later that night, while going at it pretty hot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still. Confused, he asked, "Why is it that when we do it in bed, your toes go up, but when we do it in the shower, they don't?"

"Silly," she replied, "I take my pantyhose off in the shower!"

[70charger_boy]

I dont get it



I PITTY THE FOOL

[Old Moparz]

I dont get it

Okay, let me try it another way.

Get a sheet of plywood, 3/4" is best, but whatever you do, don't use luan. Home Depot is sometimes less than Lowes, but you may only have one or the other near you. (I like Lowes, it's better organized.)

Now, lay the plywood on a pair of sawhorses or another suitable work surface, & cut a hole in the center of the plywood. The hole size can vary, & remember to always support your wood to prevent binding.

Next, drape a large cloth over the sheet of plywood, like a tablecloth or bed sheet. The color is unimportant, but an off white or eggshell might not contrast well on the unfinished sheet of plywood.

At each corner of the cloth, place a glass of wine or another beverage of your choice. If the cloth is light colored, use a dark beverage like red wine or cranberry juice. You'll see why in a moment.

The last step is simple. Go ahead & shove something into the hole quick & hard & see what happens to the four glasses full of liquid. You may have to repeat this step depending on ability.   

[d72hemi]

I dont get it

Okay, let me try it another way.

Get a sheet of plywood, 3/4" is best, but whatever you do, don't use luan. Home Depot is sometimes less than Lowes, but you may only have one or the other near you. (I like Lowes, it's better organized.)

Now, lay the plywood on a pair of sawhorses or another suitable work surface, & cut a hole in the center of the plywood. The hole size can vary, & remember to always support your wood to prevent binding.

Next, drape a large cloth over the sheet of plywood, like a tablecloth or bed sheet. The color is unimportant, but an off white or eggshell might not contrast well on the unfinished sheet of plywood.

At each corner of the cloth, place a glass of wine or another beverage of your choice. If the cloth is light colored, use a dark beverage like red wine or cranberry juice. You'll see why in a moment.

The last step is simple. Go ahead & shove something into the hole quick & hard & see what happens to the four glasses full of liquid. You may have to repeat this step depending on ability.   

I don't know what is funnier, the joke or the explination. 

[Charger_Fan]

I don't know what is funnier, the joke or the explination. 

Definitely the explanation! Friggin' classic, Moparz!

[70charger_boy]

I still don't get it....I need another explanation.  In Russian this time

[d72hemi]

I still don't get it....I need another explanation.  In Russian this time

Please tell me you are joking? If not, how old are you? Maybe the "in Russian this time" is equal to a "LOL" or "J/K", and I don't get it?

[70charger_boy]

LMAO Now that is funny!!  Oh and I pitty the fool who don't like chargers

[moparguy01]

I dont get it

Okay, let me try it another way.

Get a sheet of plywood, 3/4" is best, but whatever you do, don't use luan. Home Depot is sometimes less than Lowes, but you may only have one or the other near you. (I like Lowes, it's better organized.)

Now, lay the plywood on a pair of sawhorses or another suitable work surface, & cut a hole in the center of the plywood. The hole size can vary, & remember to always support your wood to prevent binding.

Next, drape a large cloth over the sheet of plywood, like a tablecloth or bed sheet. The color is unimportant, but an off white or eggshell might not contrast well on the unfinished sheet of plywood.

At each corner of the cloth, place a glass of wine or another beverage of your choice. If the cloth is light colored, use a dark beverage like red wine or cranberry juice. You'll see why in a moment.

The last step is simple. Go ahead & shove something into the hole quick & hard & see what happens to the four glasses full of liquid. You may have to repeat this step depending on ability.   

im pretty sure the explanation is far more funny than the joke itself.