Golf is Like Sex

[Old Moparz]

A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.

The golf pro says "Not bad, now hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts".

The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards.

The golf pro says "Excellent!"

Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball goes 30 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husbands dick."

She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.

"Okay" says the golf pro, that's not bad either, but now try taking the club out of your mouth and hit the ball."