very funny ebay listing

[dkn1997]

Read the section where he talks about how the car got damaged, pretty funny.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972-Dodge-Polara-440_W0QQitemZ270060203415QQihZ017QQcategoryZ6210QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Mean 318]

Very Funny! Those Sears guys are *#$ holes! Thats also too bad! That was a hell of a cool car in its day!

[Dave22443]

Cool!  Thats just up the road from where I live!  I could seriously use that car.  I mean, I could get the... uh.. or maybe the... hum... well perhaps the... ?

Well, at least the CB antenna looks like its in good shape 

[Silver R/T]

lol thats funny

[deputycrawford]

Actually, I want the CB antenna. Its one of the few parts that is still good on the car..lol Thats a funny listing. The only thing that is still good on the car is the engine/trans. Even the rear end would have to be narrowed to be used in our B bodies. Thats still a funny listing.

[Nacho-RT74]

rear bench seat is really in great conditions

[PocketThunder]

is that car really worth that much??    $1300 just for the drivetrain?

[dkn1997]

let me tell you, a big brusier like that (minus the rust and dents) is very much on my radar screen.  I think that body style is kick ass!!  they all seem to have a big block with tons of options.  they are huge, but they are 2 door and some even have buckets/console.  perfect family cruiser....

[dkn1997]

the highlights:

The car has rust, and has been hit at least three times.  The first accident was a hit to the right rear quarter panel caused by a gentleman who viewed traffic control devices as purely, "optional".  The damage to the other quarter panel was the result of the unocupied, curb-parked Polara suddenly deciding on its own to leap out in front of another car piloted by an amature alcholic in South Philly.   And last, but certainly not least, is the front end; a monument of malfeacence brought to you (at no expense) by Sears Automotive's, "Technical Staff". Yes Virginia, there is a Sears "Technician". Not only does he exist, but he can make a Chrystler 440 do upwards of 40 mph INSIDE a building, and STILL manage to slam head-on into the shop wall in a car equipped with disc brakes.  Another tribute to Sears Finest is the demise of three of the four center caps for the chome slotted rims.  When they removed the wheels, for service, the Sears technicians simply allowed them to fall over chome side down; subsequently crushing the center caps.

Yes Virginia, there is a sears technician.....  that is so funny..,.

[ChargerSG]

"The car has rust, and has been hit at least three times." and then the storys

[nh_mopar_fan]

Here's my Sears "technician" story.

Way back in 1985, I had my Super Coupe in for new shocks, the only thing I'd trust these guys to do.

As I am sitting in the waiting room, I can only see the car in front of the window but cannot see wall at the front of the car.

I'm watching the "technician". He looks under the hood, he looks up at the wall, he looks under the hood, he looks up at the wall. Repeat this for a good 5 minutes.

I can see my car is ready so I head out to the garage and I just have to know what is on the way that this guy has been looking up to.

As I enter the garage, I look over and see a poster on the wall with instructions on how to "Install a car battery".

Last time I ever went to a Sears auto center for anything.

[Big Lebowski]

Poor car