Why we don't have any oil.

[Charger_Fan]

    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

   
    Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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    We just didn't know we were getting low
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    The reason for that is purely geographical.
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    Our OIL is located in
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    Alaska
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    California
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    Coastal Florida
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    Coastal Louisiana
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    Kansas
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    Oklahoma
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    Pennsylvania and Texas
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    Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!!!


    Any Questions?

[REDNECK]

thats good man