observations of a man married for 25 years

[SeattleCharger]

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25
years
ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched
a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a
hot 25
year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me
that
you are not holding up your side of things."





My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot
25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,  and sleeping on a
sofa
bed.

[Old Moparz]

Good one.   

Yeah, I like my house, cars, bed, & TV too, so I tolerate certain things.

[d72hemi]

Good one.   

Yeah, I like my house, cars, bed, & TV too, so I tolerate certain things.

Hell, I kept the kid, the house, three cars. The ex has the right to pay child suport, child care (50%). and my last girl friend was 19. The best part of all now I can afford parts for my Charger!