Nobody has asked me this in years...

[Kern Dog]

I can't believe the wimps in that town.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBtF3I7fDfU

[Ponch ®]

Those guys say no because its obviously a set up.

Itd be more interesting/accurate to see their reaction in a more realistic scenario (girl starts talking to you at a bar, after a while she throws the proposition out there).

[Kern Dog]

I'd have been blinded by the tits and the eyes. Reasonable thought would have been difficult at that point.

[ACUDANUT]

 I'd be worried about STD's.

[ACUDANUT]

Funny shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Ui5pqtf8o

[JB400]

I've turned 'em down before as well.  Got to be careful what you play with.

[HANDM]

Rules for sex

1. You don't put your dick in crazy
2. Don't forget rule number 1

[Kern Dog]

Yeah....Life is simpler that way.

[Ponch ®]

Rules for sex

1. You don't put your dick in crazy
2. Don't forget rule number 1

Crazy is the most fun.

[Daytona R/T SE]

Crazy is the most fun.

Exactly.

Just don't ever give them your real name.  

[Kern Dog]

I only dated one stripper and it was only one date. No sex, I saw right through to the "crazy" and wimped out.
I've never been stabbed. I've never had a woman convince another man to beat me up. I've never had a restraining order filed against me. I've never come home to find my stuff on the front lawn.
My friend has had all of that with the SAME woman.
She once stabbed him in the head with a stilletto heel while he was driving. Luckily he was wearing a hat that kept the heel from puncturing his skull.
Another time she kicked out the windshield from the passenger seat while he was driving.
She takes the meds, feels as if she is okay and doesn't need them, stops taking them......
Yes, he married her. 

[Ponch ®]

I only dated one stripper and it was only one date. No sex, I saw right through to the "crazy" and wimped out.
I've never been stabbed. I've never had a woman convince another man to beat me up. I've never had a restraining order filed against me. I've never come home to find my stuff on the front lawn.
My friend has had all of that with the SAME woman.
She once stabbed him in the head with a stilletto heel while he was driving. Luckily he was wearing a hat that kept the heel from puncturing his skull.
Another time she kicked out the windshield from the passenger seat while he was driving.
She takes the meds, feels as if she is okay and doesn't need them, stops taking them......
Yes, he married her. 

She must do it all.

[DAY CLONA]

I only dated one stripper and it was only one date. No sex, I saw right through to the "crazy" and wimped out.
I've never been stabbed. I've never had a woman convince another man to beat me up. I've never had a restraining order filed against me. I've never come home to find my stuff on the front lawn.
My friend has had all of that with the SAME woman.
She once stabbed him in the head with a stilletto heel while he was driving. Luckily he was wearing a hat that kept the heel from puncturing his skull.
Another time she kicked out the windshield from the passenger seat while he was driving.
She takes the meds, feels as if she is okay and doesn't need them, stops taking them......
Yes, he married her. 

She must do it all.

The crazy ones are the only ones that do it all...DAMHIK 

[Ponch ®]

I only dated one stripper and it was only one date. No sex, I saw right through to the "crazy" and wimped out.
I've never been stabbed. I've never had a woman convince another man to beat me up. I've never had a restraining order filed against me. I've never come home to find my stuff on the front lawn.
My friend has had all of that with the SAME woman.
She once stabbed him in the head with a stilletto heel while he was driving. Luckily he was wearing a hat that kept the heel from puncturing his skull.
Another time she kicked out the windshield from the passenger seat while he was driving.
She takes the meds, feels as if she is okay and doesn't need them, stops taking them......
Yes, he married her. 

She must do it all.

The crazy ones are the only ones that do it all...DAMHIK 

Its the great paradox. Theyll blow your...mind, but theyre not the ones you wanna bring home to mama or marry.