$100 loan

[JB400]

A Helicopter Pilot Jim and his wife Joan were playing poker with friends - an airplane Pilot Bob and his wife Suzy.

As Suzy is dealing the cards, she overshoots a card to Jim, sending the card to the floor. Jim goes under the table to pick up the card and notices that Suzy is wearing a short skirt sans panties. Startled, he hits his head on the way back up.

While Jim is in the kitchen getting another cold one, Suzy walks in and asks Jim if he likes what he saw. Jim does a 360 scan then answers Suzy in the affirmative. Suzy smiles and tells him that for $100, he can have all he can handle. She tells him that since he's off on Friday and Bob works until 6pm, to come over Friday around 2pm.

Jim shows up at 2pm, hands Suzy the money and off they go. Jim scurries out the door around 5pm just in case Bob comes home early.

Bob come home at 6 pm, looks at Suzy and asks "Did Jim drop by the house this afternoon?" Suzy's heart skips a beat but she answers with her best poker face "Yes . . . ."

Bob then asks her "Did he happen to give you $100?" Suzy can barely believe what's happening but keeps the poker face on as she says "Yes . . ."

Bob then smiles and says "Great! He stopped by the office yesterday and borrowed $100. He said he'd drop it by the house today but, well, you know how those helicopter guys are with money!"

[500Jon]

Those Fly-boys and girls have so much FUN!

At least he got his 100 bucks back???