Short quiz

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the following short quiz consists of 4 questions and it will tell you whethere your are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. and remember that the questions are not that difficult.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


The CORRECT answer: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
(This question tests whether or not you do simple things in a complicated way.)



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


The WRONG answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the door.
The CORRECT answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door.
(This question tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous statements).



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals except one attend. Which one does not attend?


The CORRECT answer: The elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator and cannot open the door from the inside.
(This question tests your memory.)



If you did not answer correctly the first three questions, this next question is your last chance to show your qualification to be a professional.



4. There is a river inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage to pass it?


The CORRECT answer: Swim through it. All of the animals, including the crocodiles, are attending the conference (except the elephant, of course).
this tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


Don't be frustrated if you failed this test. According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, about 90% of the professionals failed the exam. However, most preschoolers got it correct, this disproving the popular theory that most "professionals" have the brains of a four-year old.