Obamacare...

[Mopar Nut]

This is what happened when I tried to create my password on the Obamacare web site to get my insurance:


"You must enter a password to proceed."

         roses


"Sorry, too few characters."

       pretty roses


"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

        1 pretty rose


"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

         1prettyrose


"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."

          1f**kingprettyrose


"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."

       1F**KINGprettyrose


"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."

     1F**kingPrettyRose


"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."


1F**kingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAzzIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightF**kingNow!


"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."

       1F**kingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAzzIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightF**kingNow



"Sorry, that password is already taken."

[Tilar]

    True story! 

[RallyeMike]

 

[ACUDANUT]