the miracle of toilet paper

[el dub]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristicall y comes up with a
suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

[A383Wing]

and the husband has not been heard from or seen since

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