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Problem solving: You young guys need to pay close attention!!!

Started by Tilar, July 06, 2013, 05:41:30 PM

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Tilar

   
You are driving down the road in your Corvette on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.....





This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.



Here is the solution!!!!

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'

HOWEVER ... , The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



daveco

R/Tree

Baldwinvette77

i'd just pick up my old friend, just by looking at her i'd never know she was my dream girl, and as for the lady about to die, my friend, and/or the girl should take some fucking responsibility, stop texting and dial 911 already  :slap:

JB400

Simple solution.  Drive the Corvette to classic car dealer across the street and trade for a 69 Charger.  Plenty of room for all and you have a better car to drive.  Just put the new partner up front with you.

Cooter

I wouldn't be driving a Vette, so I could pick all three up, But that's just me.
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