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Norman & the prostitute

Started by Fred, October 19, 2012, 11:34:29 PM

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Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.


He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'


The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'






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