How To Become A Tough Guy Legend

[Old Moparz]

A group of Hell's Angels bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped. The leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that. It was a long, deep, passionate kiss followed immediately by another one just as long.

After she finished, George gets approval from his group, all the onlookers, & even the State Trooper. He then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"You see, my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl" she replied.

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[cavemanno1]