A Trip To Chicago, Via The Psych Ward

[Old Moparz]

One day in a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"

Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."

"Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Joe's room, and finds Joe sitting on his bed furiously pleasuring himself. Shocked, she asks, "Joe, what the hell are you doing?"

Joe says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

[Budnicks]