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The devil and Obama

Started by Cooter, August 23, 2011, 05:45:41 AM

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Cooter

August 23, 2011, 05:45:41 AM
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell , where the devil is waiting for him.



"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."



Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over

he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.



"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."



The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swinging that hammer, time after time after time.



"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.



The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.



Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah , man, I can handle this."



The devil smiled and said...........



































"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
" I have spent thousands of dollars and countless hours researching what works and what doesn't and I'm willing to share"

leeandgrant

#1
August 23, 2011, 07:11:24 AM
AWESOME :rofl:
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Tilar

#2
August 23, 2011, 06:45:11 PM
 :rofl:  :rofl:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


oldschool

#3
August 23, 2011, 11:17:54 PM
good one!  :lol:
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TK73

#4
August 26, 2011, 12:39:58 PM
Old and repackaged...   
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

RallyeMike

#5
August 27, 2011, 08:59:42 PM
__(fill in)____ smokin poles in hell since 2002.





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oldschool

#6
August 28, 2011, 01:24:47 PM
Quote from: RallyeMike on August 27, 2011, 08:59:42 PM
__(fill in)____ smokin poles in hell since 2002.




give us a hint... :lol:
1968 cuda formula S bb 4-sp                          1968 Charger R/T 500" 4-sp
1970 Charger 580" 4-sp
1970 Cuda Convertible 500" 4-sp
1970 Cuda Convertible 500" 4-sp
TOO MUCH HORSEPOWER, IS ALMOST ENOUGH!

mauve66

#7
August 28, 2011, 03:06:39 PM
 :slap: :smilielol: :smilielol:
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nh_mopar_fan

#8
August 28, 2011, 03:37:37 PM
So I hear that Bill Clinton has given up meat. Any word on whether Monica has followed suit?

Budnicks

#9
August 29, 2011, 03:02:25 PM
That's funny
"fill your library before you fill your garage"   Budnicks

AKcharger

#10
September 11, 2011, 10:13:30 PM
Quote from: TK73 on August 26, 2011, 12:39:58 PM
Old and repackaged...   

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BB1

#11
September 12, 2011, 06:40:35 AM
LMAO  :smilielol:
Delete my profile

mysil bergsprekken

#12
October 22, 2011, 01:58:55 AM
hehe
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