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Started by Old Moparz, June 04, 2011, 07:23:55 PM

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Old Moparz

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, A good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work
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A383Wing

or be like "Walter" from Jeff Dunham.....

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, get yer shit and get out"

:rofl:

leeandgrant

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twodko

Quote from: A383Wing on June 04, 2011, 08:23:47 PM
or be like "Walter" from Jeff Dunham.....

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, get yer shit and get out"

:rofl:


"Dumb Ass".............love Jeff Dunham especially the toasted terrorist, "Silence! I kill you!"
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Kern Dog

I'm a little suspicious that this was a joke, but if it really happened, Heck YEAH !! I love it!

Darkman

Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

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