The Prince and Princess

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up 

[nvrbdn]

ooooh what a lucky man he was.

[twodko]

 

[Budnicks]

Hey you guys know why a divorce is so expensive?  Because there worth it. I know it's an old joke.

[rt green]

aint that the truth

[PocketThunder]

a marriage license should cost the same as a divorce...   

[Tilar]

It should be more. Marriage licenses should be $25k, Divorces should be $5 at any local bar.

[Budnicks]

It should be more. Marriage licenses should be $25k, Divorces should be $5 at any local bar.

I like that suggestion...LOL...It should be at least as hard as getting a drivers license test & all... 

[tan top]

haha  good one 

[64dartgt]

He also had a huge TV, season tickets, a yacht and one of each generation of Dodge charger.