SMS abbreviations for us older folks

[doctor4766]

HAHA I spat beer on the monitor when I read some of these



The kids have all their little SMS codes...like BFF, WTF, LOL etc.

So here are some codes for us older folks

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin in!

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Good stuff! 

[stripedelete]

That's funny!

[tan top]

PMSL ----- pee my self laughing

[bobs66440]

 

[twodko]

Now that's some funny stuff Doc.

[GunMetal]

PMPLSH   (Pee'd my pants laughing so hard!)

[doctor4766]

PMPLSH   (Pee'd my pants laughing so hard!)

LMAO

[A383Wing]