King Arthur and the Witch

[Old Moparz]

Young King Arthur was ambushed by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals, so, he offered him his freedom, if he could answer a very difficult question. He'd have a year to figure it out and, if after a year, he had no answer, he'd be put to death.

The question? What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. To young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone, the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived. Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he'd have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to endure such a terrible burden but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur saying nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus, what a woman really wants, she answered, is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew the witch uttered a great truth and Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached. Lancelot readied himself for a horrific experience, but, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below.
       
BUT.....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.
       




Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?

The moral is..... If you don't let a woman have her own way....

Things are going to get FUCKING UGLY !!!   

[adauto]

 

[d72hemi]

The moral is all wrong, women do not even know what they want. I just read this to my wife and she chose for the witch to be beautiful at night. Just more proof that they don't know what they want!   

[nvrbdn]

  great story

[PocketThunder]

    But i'm pretty sure the answer is "they want what they cant have!"  Thats why i tell my spouse she cant have any action tonight..  i'm using reverse psychology on her and i'll report back just as soon as it starts working...          

[adauto]

   But i'm pretty sure the answer is "they want what they cant have!"  Thats why i tell my spouse she cant have any action tonight..  i'm using reverse psychology on her and i'll report back just as soon as it starts working...          

Ya... let us know how it works out... 

[Charger_Fan]

   But i'm pretty sure the answer is "they want what they cant have!"  Thats why i tell my spouse she cant have any action tonight..  i'm using reverse psychology on her and i'll report back just as soon as it starts working...          

Ya... let us know how it works out... 

Yeah, good luck with that one, PT.