Government Job

[mikesbbody]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
>
> The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
>
> He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
>
> "Have you ever been in the military service?"
>
> "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
>
> The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
> employment."
>
> Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>
> The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
> testicles."
>
> The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough
> points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to
> 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00
> am every day."
>
> The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
> 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
>
> "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
> hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
> point in you coming in for that."

[MoparManJim]

 

[chargergirl]

That was GREAT!

[TK73]

I've been with the Govt for over a decade and those guys are amateurs if they can only pull off two hours a day... 

[chargerman67]

LMAO