Best quote of 2009

[Skyview69]

BEST QUOTE OF 2009...

     
  POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD
An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: 'Because that's all the ammunition we had.' Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (QUOTE of 2009) "when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die"

[Khyron]

NICE!

[crusty440]

Thanks, I needed a chuckle today.

[chargergirl]

Hehehehehehe! Know that town...it's got to be true!

[elacruze]

I always check up on web stories that seem to wild...this one is actually true!
Just a couple of details tweaked.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp

[chargergirl]

I always check up on web stories that seem to wild...this one is actually true!
Just a couple of details tweaked.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp

Bubba Shot the Jukebox was written for that county...and Pasco County...love it!

[Tilar]

That actually happened in 2006 in Lakeland Florida. I had left the Lakeland terminal with a loaded trailer and was about an hour up the road when I heard about it.

What that story doesn't tell is that there were over 300 shell casings retrieved from the scene. That's not a very good hit/miss ratio if you ask me. 

[TK73]

68 hit out of 110 shot.  Should have hit the PoS 110 times...

[oldschool]

68 hit out of 110 shot.  Should have hit the PoS 110 times...

and knifed him too...

[Hemidog]

Good one! 

[john.v]

and after the shooting, did the police told him his rights?
--you are to remain dead, anything you do will be held against you at the coroner --

[Bob T]

here is one that didnt happen apparently, but I still like it 

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

[chargerman67]