Important poll: What is a more likely threat Space aliens or Zombies

[BigRed66]

I honestly think a small pack of aliens could wipe out an entire continent full of zombies in a solitary afternoon. The aliens are far more technologically advanced, and have been planning a takeover of our planet for literally centuries, anyhow, so the zombies would go down hard and fast. Besides, zombies eat flesh. Human flesh. Alien flesh (not really flesh, anyway. More like a petroleum-esque, silicone-ish type of material) reportedly tastes like shit, so the zombies would starve to death. My hard earned greenbacks are on the Area 51 fellows. 

[71EV2RT]

This thread is hilarious!! I would have to agree that the Aliens would definately  defeat an entire army of Zombies. The aliens that I have seen have very large brains on the outside of their skulls, and that would be very tempting bait for the average Zombie, but the Aliens are just smarter (and have ray guns). Zombies are idiots, IMO.

[TheGhost]

Zombies.

Why?


Because I doubt aliens could give a rats ass about our little species, and to think otherwise is pretty arrogant of us.

[2much2learn]

the question is not "which is smarter?" its "whats most likely to happen?"  i agree on the aliens mopping the floor with the zombies but i believe the zombie scenario is more probable..plus the zombies are already dead so how do you kill them? and if they need to eat then they are still alive and would involve a "28 days later" or a " I AM LEGEND" scenario like i mentioned before

[71EV2RT]

Oops, Sorry. Somehow the topic got changed to Aliens vs. Zombies. As far as which is more likely to happen, Zombies don't really exsist, Aliens do.

[Dodge Don]

This should resolve the question

http://www.allgamesallfree.com/games1683-avz-alien-vs-zombie.html

[BigRed66]

http://www.livevideo.com/video/6093235DBBD546A1A307664615799877/how-to-kill-a-zombie.aspx

http://ericlathrop.com/notld/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nla64rE5oV4

http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/page/How+to+Kill+a+Zombie

[Silver R/T]

Neither. Russians are most likely threat. I wonder why they stopped making stupid movies with the same plot where Russians kidnap U.S. president, etc. etc.

[71EV2RT]

That AVZ game is fun, nice sound effects.

[BMOTOXSTAR]

Neither. Russians are most likely threat. I wonder why they stopped making stupid movies with the same plot where Russians kidnap U.S. president, etc. etc.

I hope they are not the threat.
I buy their Wolf ammo.

[JoeyGowdy]

Heh, for obvious reasons I could not resist the Christian aspects of this question... the ultimate answer to that quesion would be our lusty flesh devouring zombie nature (our souls/spirits are all aliens anyway) Ill use these scriptures to explain my answer:

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth..." Gen. 1:1

"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over ... all the earth... So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them (so there were other females before Eve?)." Gen. 1:26,27

"And the LORD God caused a deep sleep (alien abduction?) to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs (dna extraction from the rib?), and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man." Gen. 2:21,22,23

Skip a few thousand years and a lot of interventions by "wheel within a wheel with eyes round about (ufo? read Ezekiel)" a higher power that can call fire from heaven and Jesus comes along stating:

"In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also. And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know. I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:2,3,4,6

And in Revelation we are given the discription of our true home:

"And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband. And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God, Having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal; And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel: On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates. And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb. And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof. And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal. And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel. And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass. And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, a chalcedony; the fourth, an emerald; The fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolyte; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, a topaz; the tenth, a chrysoprasus; the eleventh, a jacinth; the twelfth, an amethyst. And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.  And I saw no temple therein: for the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb are the temple of it. And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof. And the nations of them which are saved shall walk in the light of it: and the kings of the earth do bring their glory and honour into it. And the gates of it shall not be shut at all by day: for there shall be no night there. And they shall bring the glory and honour of the nations into it. And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life." Rev. 21:1-27

So with all that being said, since we are all aliens anyway, the most likely threat is zombies (unless there are zombie aliens?)!

[superduperbee]

After our Nov. Presidential election results, wouldn't zombies be the obvious winner here?

[71EV2RT]

After our Nov. Presidential election results, wouldn't zombies be the obvious winner here?

Not sure how many registered Zombies voted for Obama.

JoeyGowdy, Daniel 7:9-10

[RD]

man.. both political and religious.. amazing LOL!!!!!

oh and aliens are our biggest threat.. they told me in my last abduction.

[superduperbee]

After our Nov. Presidential election results, wouldn't zombies be the obvious winner here?

Not sure how many registered Zombies voted for Obama.

JoeyGowdy, Daniel 7:9-10

All of them!

[71EV2RT]

He must have got the Alien vote also.

[FLG GF]

WTH kind of a question is this?  everyone knows aliens are much smarter 

[JoeyGowdy]

Looks like the alien threat is real from Nibiru / Planet X:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6WpmAycHEU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRnaJOFNVk0

Our typical government is keeping it a secret from us.

http://nibiru.vodpod.com

"By July 2009 it will be visible as a faint reddish object and by 2012 it will be visible as a 'second sun'..."

[mikepmcs]

Oh crap it's starting.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765

[FLG GF]

Oh crap it's starting.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765

Thats just a bit creepy......Just a bit...