Guts or Balls?

[bigcountry]

Guts or Balls.






There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say:

'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

[Charger666]

LMAO!              

[FLG GF]

 

[tan top]

 

[oldschool]

Good one 

[Ghoste]

Either way, you're dead. 

[tan top]

Either way, you're dead. 

aint that the truth     

[SmashingPunkFan]

I can imagine her only response was nothing short of DEATH!, or complete silence, which is even scarier! lol

[PocketThunder]

Either way, you're dead. 

aint that the truth     

I tried the broom line once and she got a few shots in before i ran out of the room..             

[mopar73]

LMAO!              

[Argos_Chargers]

If you have balls, that second one is a great way to have them cut off!!!