Little boy and his turkey

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One day a little boy was walking down the road with a turkey under his arm, DNR pulled up and asked what he was doing. Nothing the boy replied just going home. The DNR guy asked if he had a hunting permit. No said the boy. Well son if you do anything to that turkey I will do it to you, you ring his neck I'll ring your neck, you break his legs I'll break your legs you got it! Replied the DNR guy. Yes said the boy. So what are you going to do with that turkey? asked the the guy. Why I'm going to kiss his a$$ and let him go!   

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