Kids ? On Polotics

[jackel440]

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
Politics
?'



Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:



I am the head of the family, so call me
The
President
.



Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her
the


Government
.



We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you

the People
.




The nanny, we will consider her the

Working Class
.



And your baby brother, we will call him
the
Future
.



Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'



So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad said.



Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.



He finds that the baby has severely

soiled his diaper.



So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.



The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'



The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all abou t.'



The little boy replies,

' The
President
is screwing the
Working Class
while the
Government
is sound asleep.

The People
are being ignored and the

Future
is in deep s**t.

[Cuda Hunter]

sounds about right.

[FLG GF]

  thats hilarious