No more girl's night out

[nygiantgal]

Two wives go out for a girls night out.  Both got drunk started walking home but had to pee.  Stopping at a cemetery, they relieved themselves but soon realized that there was no toilet paper handy.  The first lady was able to use her panties but the second lady didn't want to chuck her expensive underwear and used a wreath on a nearby grave.

The next morning the one husband called the other and said, "No more girl's night out, my wife came home without any underwear!"  The other husband said "You think that's bad?  Mine came back with a card in her crack that read 'from us at the station, we will never forget you'!"

[mauve66]

oh my

[Al]

lol