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Woman Sues Claiming Thong Injured Her Eye

Started by Old Moparz, June 19, 2008, 01:14:47 PM

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Old Moparz

June 19, 2008, 01:14:47 PM
You'd have thought it would be crack related, like excessive chaffing, or getting stuck or something.   :lol:

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6213035

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CULVER CITY, CALIF. (WTVD) -- A California woman is suing Victoria's Secret for an eye injury she claims she got while putting on a pair of thong panties she bought from the lingerie retailer.

"The facts may be unbelievable to some people, but those are the facts," Attorney Hanson Buccat said. "My client was injured and she was injured because VS failed to make their product safe."

Buccat claims his client, Macrida Patterson, was hit in the eye last year when a metallic piece from her underwear flew off and damaged her cornea.




Anyway, here's an excuse to post a nice pic of a Victoria's Secret model.   :D
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Todd Wilson

#1
June 19, 2008, 02:16:45 PM
HAHA!   Not surprising in this day and age with all of the slime ball lawyers out there.


Todd

MichaelRW

#2
June 19, 2008, 03:35:07 PM
She's probably the grand daughter of the woman that spilled hot coffee on herself at McDonalds.  ::)
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PocketThunder

#3
June 19, 2008, 04:24:25 PM
i want to post a response so bad i can taste it!
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Big Lebowski

#4
June 19, 2008, 10:24:39 PM
  I'd like to see how this happened.  :naughty:
"Let me explain something to you, um i am not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or his dudeness, or duder, or you know, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

jeryst

#5
June 19, 2008, 11:24:03 PM
My brain got damaged thinking about her in that thong. I think I'm gonna sue!

1FastCharger

#6
June 19, 2008, 11:39:51 PM
Doesn't she know the panties don't go on her head??
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nh_mopar_fan

#7
June 20, 2008, 08:46:34 AM
I've seen her pic.

There ought to be a law against her wearing a thong.

http://www.mahalo.com/Macrida_Patterson

Old Moparz

#8
June 20, 2008, 09:16:28 AM
Quote from: nh_mopar_fan on June 20, 2008, 08:46:34 AM
I've seen her pic.

There ought to be a law against her wearing a thong.

http://www.mahalo.com/Macrida_Patterson




You know, if I did something stupid, (like put out my eye with a thong, or get my testicles caught in the condom when rolling it) I don't think I'd want to be interviewed on TV about it.    :lol:

Is 15 minutes of fame worth being labeled a lifetime moron?   :smilielol:
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my73charger

#9
June 20, 2008, 09:17:53 AM
Quote from: 1FastCharger on June 19, 2008, 11:39:51 PM
Doesn't she know the panties don't go on her head??


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1FastCharger

#10
June 20, 2008, 11:00:01 AM
I watched the video...."the garment was defective." Maybe her ASS was TOO BIG!!!

NOW they will have to put a disclaimer on underwear:

"Caution - do not try to squeeze your size 20 ass into these size 10 undies or serious bodily injury may result !"
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moparstuart

#11
June 20, 2008, 11:04:46 AM
Quote from: Old Moparz on June 20, 2008, 09:16:28 AM
Quote from: nh_mopar_fan on June 20, 2008, 08:46:34 AM
I've seen her pic.

There ought to be a law against her wearing a thong.

http://www.mahalo.com/Macrida_Patterson




You know, if I did something stupid, (like put out my eye with a thong, or get my testicles caught in the condom when rolling it) I don't think I'd want to be interviewed on TV about it.    :lol:

Is 15 minutes of fame worth being labeled a lifetime moron?   :smilielol:
some people have to draw attention to themselves no matyer good or bad
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Brock Samson

#12
June 20, 2008, 12:03:40 PM
interesting spelling of the word martyer...  :lol:

Old Moparz

#13
June 20, 2008, 01:30:32 PM
Quote from: Brock Samson on June 20, 2008, 12:03:40 PM
interesting spelling of the word martyer...  :lol:


Maybe he got his eye poked out & just couldn't see the letters.  :lol:
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mikepmcs

#14
June 20, 2008, 01:39:28 PM
Bob
I was wondering what happened to Ralph after his Karate Kid movies, guess he got a sex change.  I guess he'll be Wax OFF no longer Danielson.  :nana: :smilielol: :cheers:

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69bronzeT5

#15
June 20, 2008, 04:32:20 PM
Wow...what a stupid person. I love the :icon_bs: story "I was putting them on and a piece of metal popped into my eye".

So I guess if I'm working on my car and the door closes on my leg..I can sue Dodge :coocoo:
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Brock Samson

#16
June 20, 2008, 06:15:22 PM



maybe she was tryin to wear it on her head?..  :shruggy:


this one belong to anyone here?...

71ChallengeHer

#17
June 20, 2008, 07:27:29 PM
Wow, she must have been stretching that thong really hard to pop off one of the little charms. Plus to hit her hard enough in the eye to do injury. :icon_smile_blackeye:

jeryst

#18
June 21, 2008, 05:19:30 PM
Maybe her lesbian lover was wearing the thong, and since her head was.... Oh, never mind.

Big Lebowski

#19
June 23, 2008, 11:37:32 PM
Quote from: jeryst on June 21, 2008, 05:19:30 PM
Maybe her lesbian lover was wearing the thong, and since her head was.... Oh, never mind.

Careful I know what you're thinking, I've always considered myself a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
"Let me explain something to you, um i am not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or his dudeness, or duder, or you know, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

jeryst

#20
June 24, 2008, 09:13:00 AM
Quote from: Big Lebowski on June 23, 2008, 11:37:32 PM
Quote from: jeryst on June 21, 2008, 05:19:30 PM
Maybe her lesbian lover was wearing the thong, and since her head was.... Oh, never mind.

Careful I know what you're thinking, I've always considered myself a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Yeah, and we're all amateur gynocologists, too. :lol:
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