A DARN FINE EXPLANATION ...

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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman And was somewhat upset.


'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.
'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the  mother of your
child ren   !   
I'm leaving you.   
I want a divorce straight away   !'

And the husband replied 'Hang on just a minute; love, so at least I
can tell you what happened.'

'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll
say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the
car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!  So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight.
The poor thing devoured  them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they
are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which
you don't use because I don't have good taste.  I found the sexy blouse
my  sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her,
and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't use  because someone at work has a pair the same'


The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful
for my understanding  and help and as I walked her to the door she
turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,  'Please .. do you have
anything else that your wife doesn't use?'   

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