Bubba the Wal-mart greeter

[alenglish]

 Wal-Mart Greeter
  An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual  to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found  four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.  The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table.  The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"  Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A thought. It  just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's  just there. A THOUGHT is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" He asked  the second man.
"Hmm.... Let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it > ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very  popular cliche for speed."  He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall  there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across lot the lights on.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he  had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same  question. Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's  obvious to me that the fastest thing known is diarrhea."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain," said Bubba.              "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so  good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, orTURN  ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants."
Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!!

[JoeyGowdy]

 

[Argos_Chargers]

umm...I know a Bubba who works at Wal Mart...that sounds like something he would say...