THIS IS THE OFFICIAL MALE SENSITIVITY TEST

[Lowprofile]

 
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
     A. Lovemaking.
     B. Screwing.
     C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time 
     only after you've both shared:
     A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
     B. Your blood-test results.
     C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:
     A. Your partner climaxes first.
     B. You both climax simultaneously
     C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
   
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
     A. Healthy, creative love-play.
     B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
     C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
   
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've
     just had sex with is:
    A. The best part of the experience.
    B. The second best part of the experience.
    C. $100 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
     month. You tell her that it is:
     A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
      B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
     C. A conservative estimate
   
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
     A. A myth.
     B. An oxymoron.
     C. A moron.
   
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
     A. An appetizer is to entree.
     B. Primer is to paint.
     C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9.Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself   
     saying at the end of a relationship?
    A. 'I hope we can still be friends.'
    B. 'I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.'
    C. 'Welcome to Dumpsville . Population, YOU.'
   
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
      A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
           that sort of intimacy.
      B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
      C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

  Evaluating Results:
  If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to 
  make sure you really ARE a man.

  If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy.
  You're a little confused.
 
  If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, 'YOU DA MAN'